I really should be less weird.

(Source: the-homeless-arch-angel-network, via silentless)

I must drink these all.

(Source: the-more-i-arty, via purplephillipe)

(via silentless)

Puny God.

(Source: ikidtheenot, via trjhobo)

trjhobo:

My life is now complete, that’s it, done, fantastic i can die happy now

(Source: bartonesque)

akaciel:

OH COME ON NOW, YOU WERE ALL THINKING THIS!

Well Hello there Thor, Fancy seeing you here all topless and what not. ~Loki

(via purplephillipe)

Must do.

(Source: motherofanangel, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

Yes, this is a Blastoise made entirely of cheese.

(Source: ianbrooks, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

Thor: DEAR ANGRY GREEN ONE, I HAVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING MOST EXCITING!

Bruce: What is it, Thor?

Thor: (whale)

Thor: IT IS A TEXTUAL MESSAGE RESEMBLING THE MIDGARDIAN ANIMAL OF A WHALE

Bruce: Thats cute

Thor: (whale)
Bruce: Okay, I get it

Thor:(whale)

Bruce: Do it one more time and you will be responsible for all wreckage that may occur

Thor: (baby whale)

Thor: IT IS AN INFANT

*DIED*

(Source: theavengersshouldnttext, via thediaryofdeadinside)